HUEY (NARRATION CONT’D) and basic self-defense. HUEY (NARRATION CONT’D) confidence-building affirmations ALL IN GROUP THERAPY My booty is mine. Finally, Tom found a program specializing in his phobia, treating patients with a combination of group therapy, TOM *Stands up.* My name is Tom and I have a fear of going to jail and being anally raped. Eventually, he stopped leaving the house altogether. TOM No! Stay away! INMATE #1 Hey, brown skin! *As Tom runs out of the locker room crying* HUEY (NARRATION) The phobia got so bad he took a leave of absence from his job. *As Tom walks in to a locker room of regular guys* INMATE #1 Hey, hey, hey nigga. Tom had a fear of going to jail and being anally raped. HUEY (NARRATION) But beneath Tom's support of the gay community was a dark secret. He watched gay movies and never once turned away or even made a face during the gay sex scenes. CUT TO: HUEY FREEMAN (NARRATION) Tom DuBois was widely known to be a friend of the gay community. CHRIS HANSON (O.S.) Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy- THE BOOTY WARRIOR *He tackles Chris and pins him to the table.* Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior! (Chris Hanson Screams) as The Booty Warrior seemingly “ruins the butt”. THE BOOTY WARRIOR Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
